Johnny Batook

Slicker than a shaved, greased weasel, this Italian-stallion is one suavay-sensitive dude. He's usually accompanied by his two bimbo sidekick-gals, Gigi & Boom-Boom. One on each arm, they love to coo and woo over Johnny, running their fingers through his hair constantly to his reply: "Easy girls, I bruise..." His comb of choice: Unbreakable Nylon. This guy is the James Bond of the Italian underbelly. One big, blundering fool.